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Welcome to Old Age

Two ladies were sitting on a park bench in Miami.  They had been
meeting in that park every sunny day for over 12 years...chatting
 and enjoying each other's friendship.

One day, the younger of the two ladies turns to the other and
says, "Please don't be angry with me, dear, but I am
embarrassed, after all these years...What is your name? I am
 trying to remember, but I just can't."

The older friend glares at her at first.  Then, looking very
distressed, says nothing for 2 full minutes, and finally says,
  "How soon do you have to know?"

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old;
You grow old because you stop laughing."